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jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: w...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:34:03 -0400

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

katnisstiel: meanwhilemishacollins: [x] will never get over...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:33:43 -0400

katnisstiel:

meanwhilemishacollins:

[x]

will never get over this

son-of-the-liberty:

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:33:16 -0400

son-of-the-liberty:

ashbee11: Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium Dear god

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:16 -0400

ashbee11:

Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

Dear god

fuckyeah-nerdery: Oh my god, her face and hair are killing me....

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:04 -0400

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Oh my god, her face and hair are killing me. KILLING ME.

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blkwatars: what if it rained?

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:48 -0400

blkwatars:

what if it rained?

avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:11 -0400

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl

person: are you athletic?

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:00 -0400

person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.

kiwibutt: RIDES INTO THE SUNSET

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:23 -0400

kiwibutt:

RIDES INTO THE SUNSET

trans-par-en-cy: bxui: purfle: dysphorism: superscarymonsters...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:12 -0400

trans-par-en-cy:

bxui:

purfle:

dysphorism:

superscarymonsters:

trans-par-en-cy:

this took forever but it’s TRANSPARENT now :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU.

this would have taken like 3 years

i cant stop reblogging this

Wow you are legendary

reblogging myself bc someone deleted the source -___-

stephenfrycunninglinguist: towritelesbiansonherarms: harlequinf...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:02 -0400

stephenfrycunninglinguist:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

harlequinfairy:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

i work with

not one

not two

but THREE people who have never seen star wars

i’ve never seen star wars D:

Why would you unfollow someone just because they haven’t seen Star Wars, that’s beyond stupid.

cacaroach: zthezorua: Happy Birthday Ash! you’re still ten,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:40 -0400

cacaroach:

zthezorua:

Happy Birthday Ash!

you’re still ten, somehow

georgetakei: Soon there will be kids who won’t know what their...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:16 -0400

georgetakei:

Soon there will be kids who won’t know what their “save” icon is. Scary.

thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:10 -0400

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

justreblogging-larry: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou198...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:39 -0400

justreblogging-larry:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

DYING FAVOURITE POST

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:51 -0400

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

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