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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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primrosenewleaf:

girl you need to put the camera down and weed your damn town

primrosenewleaf:

girl you need to put the camera down and weed your damn town

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best-of-imgur:

A concept precious few people grasp

best-of-imgur:

A concept precious few people grasp

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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cleophatrajones:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

This has been a read.

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alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

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“I want our relationship to be the kind where I can acknowledge another girl’s beauty, but you would never be able to deny that there could be a hundred different variations of her in a room, and you’d still be the only one I see. You’d still be the only one who could knock the wind out of me before introducing yourself. You’d still be the only one who could bring me to my knees, unable to get back up without the help of your hand.
You’d still be the only one I see. And I’d choose you a thousand lifetimes over.”
Connotativewords | jl | Won Over (via jumpscare)

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haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

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